Seeing the Marvel logo in a theater for the first time in 3 years was really weird. Or odd? No, that’s not right. I feel like I’m forgetting the perfect synonym…
Author: Solomon Kenworthy
How to Scare an Audience: War of the Worlds
“We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own.”
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Trumps All
Finally, that month I spent watching exclusively Nicolas Cage films paid off. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was released in 2022 and was directed
Morbius Sucks
Get it because like, Morbius is a vampire, so like, by having the title say it sucks it’s also like a pun as opposed to
To The Batman
Don’t make a Twilight reference, don’t make a Twilight reference… The Batman was released in 2022 and was directed by Matt Reeves. The film stars
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is a Failure on Every Level
I think I would have rather watched a 2 hour documentary on the creation of actual chainsaws. Texas Chainsaw Massacre was released in 2022 and
MooCow Entertainment 